Archive for November, 2008

Baja Bloopers

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

“Cruising” – Waterborne pleasure journey embarked on by one or more people. A cruise may be considered successful if the same number of individuals who set out on it arrive, in roughly the same condition they set out in, at some piece of habitable dry land, with or without the boat.

Hello Everyone,

Our waterborne pleasure journey meets all the criteria for success! We’ve returned to Ensenada, without our boat, nineteen months to the day since I first wrote about sailing across the border into Mexico. While Balena awaits our return from the Thanksgiving holidays in a boatyard in Guaymas, we continue to bumble our way through Baja in roughly the same condition we started out. The pattern begun the first day of our journey, with shattered glass and spilled coffee in the cockpit, hasn’t abated in the least. Here are some of our most memorable bloopers, in order of expense.

Baja has plenty of salt water, but limited fresh water supplies. Without ready access to washing machines or fresh water, our American standards of cleanliness have fallen by the wayside where clothes are concerned. This has hardly inconvenienced Randy, a dirt-challenged male. He once wore the same pair of socks for three weeks! Of course, it was summertime and he seldom wore shoes. I on the other hand, wash everything in sight when I get near a self-service Laundromat. It was during one of these frenzied episodes that I washed all Randy’s jackets (over his protests) and evidently forgot to check the inner pocket of his windbreaker. Two months later, we needed our passports and couldn’t find them anywhere. We searched for two days without success. On a flash of intuition, Randy dug out the jackets from their storage locker and searched all the pockets. Sure enough, inside the hidden windbreaker pocket he found a ziplock bag with something inside. Something black and horribly disgusting. That’s when we discovered ziplock bags aren’t waterproof when subjected to a typical washing machine cycle. Also, passports and visas mold nicely after two months in a dark, damp place.

Though you could no longer tell who the passports belonged to, they were distinguishable as passports. Incredibly, we were able to cross the border with the help of the Xerox copies we’d made of the passports before their spin through the washing machine. It cost almost 300 dollars apiece to get new passports made in the USA. At least we like our pictures better. Randy’s no longer looks like a mug shot.

Oops, time to go. Pretty Bird has an appointment with the United States Department of Agriculture this afternoon. (We’ve discovered birds are the most expensive pets to transport across international borders. It costs $108 every time we bring him back into the USA. Too bad we can’t train him to fly across!) I have no time to write about the blown “mofler” incident, the runaway dinghy or any of our REALLY embarrassing bloopers. Maybe next time. See you soon.

With love and laughter,
GinaBalena

Pelican Wisdom

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Hello Everyone,

Today is Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead. All over Mexico people flock to cemeteries to commune with their dead relatives, leaving colorful flowers in their wake. Death is viewed as an end to physical existence here, while a person’s spiritual essence lives on eternally. In the spirit of the day, I’d like to share a deeply moving experience I had with a dying pelican after we left Puerto Don Juan.

We had anchored in a pristine bay below Punta Pescador (Fisherman’s Point.) Early in the morning I kayaked over to an intriguing little island to explore. Engrossed in collecting shells along the beach, I was startled to come upon a pelican resting in the sand. His long neck was thrown across his back at an awkward angle, so I thought he was dead and drew closer to investigate. His eyelids were shut but still intact, which surprised me since the sea gulls usually peck out the eyes first thing. Then I saw his breast move slightly. Oops, he was still alive. I backed away and left him alone. I hoped he was ok and continued on down the beach. On the way back, I saw that his head had flopped onto the sand. Occasionally he’d flap his immense wings in a fruitless attempt to move his head and body. My heart went out to the struggling bird. I prayed he’d pass on soon, before the gathering sea gulls began to peck at him. I began to walk away but just couldn’t leave him. I love pelicans and it felt as though a brother was in distress. I sat on the beach and with tears in my eyes, prayed the helpless bird be granted a measure of grace. I didn’t want to interfere with nature or frighten him, but it occurred to me that perhaps I could offer him a bit of grace by shading him from the blazing sun. I gently approached until my shadow fell across his body. I’d never been so close to a pelican before. His magnificent body was covered with beautiful feathers, every one perfect, from the tiny white head feathers to the long wing tip “fingers.” I could see no external injuries. Perhaps he’d eaten a fish poisoned with demoic acid and his neurological system was damaged internally.

I stood watch over him for a long time, protecting him from the gulls and the sun. I sent him all the soothing energy I could muster. Whenever the sea gulls would caw, he’d flap his wings weakly and I’d hum softly. It seemed to calm him a little. Occasionally I’d pour water from my water bottle into his long beak, but he never seemed able to swallow. The sun beat down. The waves lapped on the shore. A sense of timelessness set in. A dolphin swam by in the turquoise water and helped to ease some of the sadness I felt for the pelican’s plight. I closed my eyes and immediately an image of a smiling pelican appeared in my mind’s eye. So powerful was his joyous presence that my sorrow lifted palpably. Was I “seeing” the pelican’s spirit? By the nature of his presence, I felt he conveyed to me that though his body was dying, his spirit was without pain and gloriously free. In my mind’s eye, I snuggled up to his feathery breast, like a little girl snuggled in her grandfather’s lap, comforted by the feeling emanating from him that everything was fine. The cycle of life and death was just as it was meant to be. I even got the sense that the pelican was glad his body would soon be food for the waiting gulls. Glad also I’d come along to share this experience with him. I opened my eyes and looked at the pelican, still struggling physically, yet now I no longer felt the heavy burden of grief. I knew his spiritual essence was fine. My perception of death had changed irrevocably. I left the island with gratitude in my heart for the lesson in the nature of life and death the pelican had taught me.

With love,
GinaThe Boys